Congrats, buddy. It's going to be hysterical seeing you try to parent. You're a disaster."" Thanks, asshole, " he says, but he's smiling because he sees the humor in my expression." I hope it's a girl and she grows up to be hot like her mom because that'll make it even more hysterical, " I added and chuckle. "You're going to have to buy a baseball bat to keep the boys away."" Oh God, don't even joke about that, " he warns. . Victoria Denault
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